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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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