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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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