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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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