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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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