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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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