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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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