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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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