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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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