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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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