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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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