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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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