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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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