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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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