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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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