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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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