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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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