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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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