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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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