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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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