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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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