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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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