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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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