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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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