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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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