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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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