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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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