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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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