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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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