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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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