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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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