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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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