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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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