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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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