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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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