Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.