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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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