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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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