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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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