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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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