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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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