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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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