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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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