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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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