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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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