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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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