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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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