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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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