Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.