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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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