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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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